Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, powerful experience.
We're not begging. We’re just offering you the deal.
dudes: Dude Fuck You know Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't more info matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.